The weekend is over... weirdness I won't describe.  My family came down to visit me, so that was nice.  I got my skates and almost died trying to skate down the mountain.  I met this guy Joel who's planning to be a film director and saw some of his videos.  They're very good.  I must find some way for you all to see "Static."  I slid down a hill on an ice block.  I saw pidgeons!  I got to ALL my classes on time today!  I went to open mic night and saw some good and some frightening performances.  Some guy who absolutely could not sing performed some horrible "I'm waiting for God to bring us together" type song.  I got socks that have a Twister board on them.  Mike's pinky is bigger than all my fingers.  I have a blue light bulb on my lamp.  Mountains are beautiful.

Convo was great today.  The speaker was so good.  I must find out his name and be in one of his classes.  His message was entitled, "Dealing with Morons."  He talked about all the things that I keep saying- truth is more important than emotions, Christianity is meant to be intellectual, a Christian pop culture does nothing good for the church.  Beautiful.  He was very funny as well.  I'm so tired.  I think I'll sleep or do hw now.

DonovanDropsBack: yo mr. sam
DonovanDropsBack: this be sauron
elphinstone15: kapow...
DonovanDropsBack: amputate!
elphinstone15: amputate!
elphinstone15: i command, you, who claim to be sauron, to reveal, your true identity!
elphinstone15: or are you tim?
elphinstone15: kapow?
DonovanDropsBack: wap!
DonovanDropsBack: (buy Julie doll with realistic amputating action! )
DonovanDropsBack: batteries not included *
elphinstone15: am i correct, ruler of Mordor?
elphinstone15: lol
DonovanDropsBack: as always
elphinstone15: ah
DonovanDropsBack: welcome to the shadowy friggin place i live
elphinstone15: lovely cliffs and lava
DonovanDropsBack: lovelier with you there, of course
elphinstone15: oh of course
DonovanDropsBack: i killed frodo, i hope that wont affect our friendship
elphinstone15: lol... that may be a drawback
elphinstone15: in fact, i'm on my way to the cracks of doom to destroy you
DonovanDropsBack: o
DonovanDropsBack: my orcs will eat your face off
DonovanDropsBack: amputate
DonovanDropsBack: ha ha
elphinstone15: no- gollum has been bitten by a rabid uruk-hai, and will eat all your orcs
DonovanDropsBack: screw gollum
DonovanDropsBack: never liked him
DonovanDropsBack: i will get meg white to beat a monotonous attack into your head
elphinstone15: well, regardles,, he's eaten all your orcs
elphinstone15: jack white will use his insanity to strike your forces to the ground
elphinstone15: which will create a diversion so i can destroy the ring
DonovanDropsBack: i just smack you down the hole
DonovanDropsBack: bye bye
DonovanDropsBack: nobody find you now
elphinstone15: well, the ring goes with me
elphinstone15: and you die with the ring
elphinstone15: so then, everyone's dead
elphinstone15: except meg and jack...
elphinstone15: and they take over the world
elphinstone15: the end
DonovanDropsBack: long live meg and jack

DonovanDropsBack: good story
DonovanDropsBack: very good
DonovanDropsBack: they go off to witchita, far from the opera forever more

I CAN'T ESCAPE!!!!!!  I'm locked in DeMoss hall  because there is a tornado watch!  Like with wind and twisters and picking cows up off the ground and such!  My humanities class is cancelled, but I CAN'T LEAVE!!! 

I had to send my English paper to a website that checks for plagiarism, and it came back that I had plagiarized the sentence, "I put it out of my mind, but later I began to think about it.  I garuantee that that was absolutely my own thought and if someone else wrote it at some other time it is pure coincidence.  This thing is ridiculous. 

I'm stuck in DeMoss Hall.  I'll never get out.  There's a tornado.  I might die.  This isn't fun.  Goodbye for now.  I might write more later as I have nothing to do because I can't LEAVE!